A date with Ken Bieber

What did you say, Hula Honey?  Ahh, you've decided what to wear.

Shut the front door!  Ken is going to Bieber dumbfounded by your beauty. Take it easy on him, Hula.  The first time, at least . . . 

A Suitable Suitor for Hula Honey

Who's at the door? Why, it's Ken Bieber! And he's wearing Tropical Ken's shorts and lei, circa 1985! Well, Hula Honey, here's your man.


What's that? You brought a gift for your date, Ken? A giant pineapple? Isn't that . . . something. Have a nice time on your date, you guys!

Pssst, Ken -- you know she's totally out of your league, man. Next time try flowers and chocolate, at least. And dude -- bulk up your thighs a little. They're not supposed to be smaller than your calves!