Who's at the door? Why, it's Ken Bieber! And he's wearing Tropical Ken's shorts and lei, circa 1985! Well, Hula Honey, here's your man.
What's that? You brought a gift for your date, Ken? A giant pineapple? Isn't that . . . something. Have a nice time on your date, you guys!Pssst, Ken -- you know she's totally out of your league, man. Next time try flowers and chocolate, at least. And dude -- bulk up your thighs a little. They're not supposed to be smaller than your calves!
Ken looks like he enjoyed too much of the puffy stuff last night. I sure hope he doesn't make a fool of himself out with Hula Honey.
ReplyDeleteHa! He's my only Ken. My "vintage" ones finally bit the dust — their heads fell off — so my mother-in-law got this one for Girl. She doesn't use him, though, so I'm sure she won't mind me borrowing him for some photos!
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